Love Hurts

WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY JOHNNY MCKNIGHT, PERFORMED BY TONI FRUTIN

It’s like Valerie says – love hurts; cystitis stings and up the arse wrecks havoc with an eiderdown.

New neighbours have moved in at 41 Primrose Place and they’ve caught Susan’s attention. She’s unsure of their African Marigolds in the front garden, can’t understand why they’d have a light blue couch and don’t even get her started on the mop bucket they’ve just carried in (it’s never been used!).  However, she does find the couple rather nice, too nice perhaps… and Number 33 agrees, her blinds havent stopped twitching since they moved in.  Something is going on behind closed doors, something bad, dirty, unspeakable and Susan is determined to find out exactly what it is.

Love Hurts – and sometimes keeping up with the neighbours is murder….